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howlingfenris: fat-gone-skinny: tarrence: When things in your life seem, almost too much to handle,When 24 Hours in a day is not enough,Remember the mayonnaise jar and 2 cups of coffee.A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items
blackfemalepresident: emma watson is kindergarten feminism. shes “lets scrape the surface of sexism but not point any fingers because i dont want men to dislike me” feminism. shes mayonnaise feminism.
fuckyeahilikechicks: saigetheferociousbeast: shaynnee: When things in your life seem, almost too much to handle, When 24 Hours in a day is not enough,Remember the mayonnaise jar and 2 cups of coffee.A professor stood before his philosophy class and
Since a Hungry Howies sub is not available, I made a sandwich of mayonnaise and Doritos.
hilarydank: “no Patrick, mayonnaise is not a slur.”
cistrendered: Like, when someone makes jokes about mayonnaise being a gender, and people get angry at that, they’re not actually defending “trans mayonnaise people”, they’re criticising you and being offended because you think being non-binary
megnesiums: lumos5001: zumainthyfuture: Carrot clarinet Bruh………… #MAYONNAISE MAY NOT BE AN INSTRUMENT BUT A CARROT SURE AS HELL IS (via themeggowithleggos) why pay + for an instrument when you can just mAKE ONE OUT OF A CARROT, A FUNNEL,
dean-and-samwinchester: blackfemalepresident: emma watson is kindergarten feminism. shes “lets scrape the surface of sexism but not point any fingers because i dont want men to dislike me” feminism. shes mayonnaise feminism. Or Emma Watson is a
lesleaf: illipino-j: daviddluongg: aaaachristina: ayeeitskeanu: lisadadddy: When things in your life seem, almost too much to handle,When 24 Hours in a day is not enough,Remember the mayonnaise jar and 2 cups of coffee.A professor stood before
skiplo-wave:peacesmovingcabaret:jadedaceofspades-deactivated202:@disparatepeace got another good one!!!I saw the word mayonnaise and I immediately saw red. Honey you can NOT dilute a war crime
fhabhotdamncobs: spartacubs:littlebuddhacub: *barks* Beefy mayonnaise W♂♂F (WARNING! Not the place for “Pretty Boys” or their fans)
hilarydank:“no Patrick, mayonnaise is not a slur.”
do-not-touch-my-food: Bacon, Lettuce, and Fried Yellow Tomato Sandwiches with Basil Mayonnaise
do-not-touch-my-food: Baked Panko Fish Sticks with Lemon-Caper Mayonnaise
I am🚫 not white sweetie(:. I 🙋 am a diverse🇬🇧 american 🇺🇸 human bean🌰 . My roots 🍃 go back to Greece. I am 2⃣0⃣% polish 1⃣0⃣% Irish 3⃣0⃣% greek 2⃣0⃣% cracker and 2⃣0⃣% mayonnaise. I am not 🚫 white. I am ✔️
strugglingtobeheard: babybutta: note-a-bear: shahbahzz: iaremellow: lovethyhippie: This is not okay this is disgusting *CASUALLY sits on train and SCOOPS UP COPIOUS AMOUNTs OF MAYONNAISE AND SWALLOWS IT IN GuLPS * cannibalism Yoo and it that
squidword: no patrick mayonnaise is not an instrument -_-
kramergate: people who say “mayonnaise” to mean “miracle whip, the white paste not intends for human consumption” can’t be trusted
theshitfucksart: A little commission I did for my brother, which is Patrick Star playing his instrument, mayonnaise! Pm me for your own commission, nothing too nsfw or gorey! Please do not repost without permission or remove caption.
shaynnee: When things in your life seem, almost too much to handle, When 24 Hours in a day is not enough,Remember the mayonnaise jar and 2 cups of coffee.A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him.When the class
fat-gone-skinny: tarrence: When things in your life seem, almost too much to handle,When 24 Hours in a day is not enough,Remember the mayonnaise jar and 2 cups of coffee.A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of
jakejinglish: thetrekkiehasthephonebox: truedecepticonleader: make “what the fuck is superwholock” the meme of 2015 just pretend to not know what this trio of mayonnaise queerbait man bullshit even is and then maybe it’ll finally go away I am
Makamae Auwae (19) auditioning for the role of Disney’s Princess Moana. “I’m from Maui, Hawaii. I grew up loving Disney Animation and I think that I would fit the role of Disney’s Princess Moana because it is my culture, I speak fluent Hawaiian,
danev: norealroots: moreofthattea: fat-gone-skinny: tarrence: When things in your life seem, almost too much to handle,When 24 Hours in a day is not enough,Remember the mayonnaise jar and 2 cups of coffee.A professor stood before his philosophy
tedallen: hollowfacade: tedallen: foodntwk: no the fuck we shouldn’t why not? mayonnaise is literally just egg and oil mixed together…. its literally the same as putting egg and oil in your cake If you can find an acid that pairs well with chocolate
